Date 161

"Some girls are bigger than others."

I got a feeling straight away with this date that she wasn't for me, which doesn't happen that often as I fancy most women I meet at first. I made the trip to London again to meet for drinks along the Southbank, which I don't mind as I like an adventure and Southbank is one of my favourite places, plus I can't seem to get any dates near to me, so needs must.

It was a pleasant couple of hours with her but that's sometimes the downside of travelling for dates as if it had been in Brighton, I think I would have left earlier but wanted to make the most of my £13 return.

She had a really good taste in music, which is always a massive bonus for me, but I'd sensed from our text conversations that she could be quite prickly too. By the time I left she was also quite drunk and told me that she hated it when dates ghosted her as she was a "big girl" and could take being told if someone wasn't into her.

On the train home, I thought it was best to be honest so I texted her and said I'd had a nice evening but couldn't see anything beyond friendship and she replied with:

What could I have possibly responded with..?

Date 37

"Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers."

My first experience as a proper toy boy here after this date with a woman 8 years older than me!

Joking aside, we both lived near each other and met for a few drinks in a local haunt of mine. I found her quite attractive and we had a pleasant evening, but she just didn't do it for me and she kept trotting out the old line (every other sentence) about how her and her daughter were always being mistaken for sisters and how they shared their clothes etc., which got a bit tiresome. She was very nice company though, and, yes, I'm a complete bitch, but that's all I can remember about her.