"How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say: "would you like to marry me? And if you like you can buy the ring."
Again, another fun night which involved visiting and sampling Richmond's finest public houses, but nothing more than that, and we never met up again.
The only thing that sticks in my memory from this night was a text I received from her before we were due to meet in which she warned me that she'd put on a lot of weight since her profile photographs were taken. She then followed this up with 'don't worry as I'm not morbidly obese or anything!' As it turned out she looked exactly the same as her pictures so I've no idea what she was talking about.
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