"Because you're evil and you lie." Before I talk about this date, I need to mention that a totally different woman should have...

"Pass the pub that wrecks your body." I had an early warning that this person was going to be flakey after she cancelled our ...

"Shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to." Just before our first date, while I was walking a...

"I never talk to my neighbour." An odd thing happened at the beginning of our first date. She turned up a bit late and said t...

"If they dare touch a hair on your head I'll fight to the last breath." Yet again, I had to venture to London for a date ...

"Some girls are bigger than others." I got a feeling straight away with this date that she wasn't for me, which doesn...

"Park the car at the side of the road" This date took place way back in January 2019, so my first of the year and it also sta...

"It just wasn't like the old days anymore."  I've not been on a date for ages, and although I've not been as pro...

"And if you have five seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my life." Things really moved fast with this Gua...

"Fame, fame, fatal fame." I'm choosing to look back on this date as the one and only time so far in my life that I got to...

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour." I can't remember much about this Tinder date other than that she was from Cr...

"A crack on the head is just what you get." This was probably the longest that I'd ever gone out with someone I'd met...

"And tell me how long before the right one?" Having not been on a date for almost 5 months, this one really came out of the b...

"I Want the One I Can't Have." It appears (for me anyway) that second dates have become very scarce of late. Some first dates ...

"I've seen you smile, but I've never really heard you laugh." After another brief hiatus from dating, I decided to gi...

"I lost my faith in womanhood." This will go down as the most mental and scariest person that I've met so far on my intern...

"Oh, yes, you can kick me, and you can punch me, and you can break my face but you won't change the way I feel." This was the ...