"I know that I'm the most inept that ever stepped." I was meant to go on a date with this person about 4 or 5 years ago but sh...

"I need to cling to something."   I sort of got the brush-off initially from this person and I wish in retrospect that I hadn...

"The Hand that Rocks the Cradle."  Given that this person lived in Kent, I didn't think that there was much chance of us meeti...

"They cannot touch you now." My very first Lockdown date and it was pretty much business as usual. I was genuinely really l...

"Your youth may be gone but you're still a good man." Before we met, and at her suggestion, we had a Facetime chat. I ...

                                    "A double bed and a stalwart lover for sure." After chatting quite a lot on Bumble , our ...

"Work is a four letter word." I sensed that there would be problems here as she didn't seem to ever take a day off work. ...

"I never talk to my neighbour." An odd thing happened at the beginning of our first date. She turned up a bit late and said t...

"You won't see me anymore." I was really looking forward to this date and I think that she was too as she'd already ...

"Some girls are bigger than others." I got a feeling straight away with this date that she wasn't for me, which doesn...

"And let me get your head on the conjugal bed." Although these date took place in Brighton, this woman lived in London but wa...

"Park the car at the side of the road" This date took place way back in January 2019, so my first of the year and it also sta...

"No more apologies."   This was a bad date and that was partly down to me as I've no idea why we met in the first pla...

"But oh, my darling, why did you change?"  Of all the blog entries that I've written I think that this one neatly encaps...

"And I would like to give you what I think you're asking for." Having cancelled our first planned meeting due to her ...

"Girl Afraid" This is probably the most extreme example of how people can turn out to be very different from their online, or...

"Still ill." I was quite patient with this date but didn't get much back in return. Things had been a bit unusual to ...

"I must put you behind me tonight." I've probably said this before but this is when online dating can be such a mindfuc...

"Who comes sliding down the banister?" I'm all for a date being informal but I've never known anyone go to such littl...

"If you're so funny, then why are you on your own tonight?" After meeting for drinks in Lewes (sort of halfway between wh...