"Bought on stolen wine." This was a successful date in terms of us both really getting on but sadly there was no romance betw...

"Too freely on your lips." This was the first and hopefully the last time that I get absolutely shit-faced on a first date. Y...

"Did I really walk all this way." I was still on a mission to avoid using pay-sites and so my next date came courtesy of OKCu...

"I don't owe you anything." The first date with this Manchester City supporting woman technically ended up with her not turnin...

"Oh, I don't want to go out tonight." This is becoming a bit of a recurring theme on my part, but my only recollection about t...