"I'd get such a shock, I'd probably jump in the ocean." This date took place in early November, so when COVID restrictions...

"I need to cling to something."   I sort of got the brush-off initially from this person and I wish in retrospect that I hadn...

"The Hand that Rocks the Cradle."  Given that this person lived in Kent, I didn't think that there was much chance of us meeti...

"The sun shines out of our behinds." After getting nowhere on other dating apps, I made the decision to go back to the dark side a...

"It's so lonely on a limb." This was my second date since the lockdown restrictions had been relaxed and we met after a short ...

"They cannot touch you now." My very first Lockdown date and it was pretty much business as usual. I was genuinely really l...

"And so I drank one, it became four." This date had taken ages to sort out as she only seemed to reply once a week on Tinder....