Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Sunday, 23 July 2017

Date 134

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"And if you have five seconds to spare, then I'll tell you the story of my life." Things really moved fast with this Gua...
Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Date 133

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"And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound." This date and I had first made contact about 18 months previously th...
Monday, 5 June 2017

Date 132

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"Too freely on your lips." This was the first and hopefully the last time that I get absolutely shit-faced on a first date. Y...
Friday, 2 June 2017

Date 131

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"Do you see me when we pass?" I don't think this person really knew what she was looking for. She'd recently moved ba...
Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Date 130

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"Because you let yours flail into public view." I ventured back onto Guardian Soulmates after receiving a delightful opening...
Monday, 29 May 2017

Date 129

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"Kitchen aromas aren't very homely." My first date of the new year and I again made a resolution to not pay a subscrip...
Thursday, 29 December 2016

Date 128

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"Ice water for blood." This turned out to be my last dalliance on GSM before my subscription ran out, and in retrospect I wis...
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SwallowTattoo
Brighton, United Kingdom
Between 2004 and 2020 I have sporadically been a member of various dating websites and I have decided to write this blog to chronicle my experiences with online dating. I have set out to highlight the randomness and reality of it all and to convey the highs and lows of this newly socially acceptable phenomenon. The number of dates I have been on is an approximate figure which I think is pretty accurate although there may be one or two which have vanished from my memory in the mists of time, and each entry is as close to chronological order as I can remember.
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