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Thursday, 26 May 2016

Date 118

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"Oh, but please put your tongue away." I'm really surprised that this woman from Plenty of Fish only wanted to see me...

Date 117

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"I just feel that we're going no place." Even though I went on three dates with this woman from Plenty of Fish , there...
Friday, 6 May 2016

Date 116

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"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour." I can't remember much about this Tinder date other than that she was from Cr...

Date 115

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"And the pain was enough to make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass-murder." I have to say that I wasn't impr...
Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Date 114

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"I was bored before I even began." This was a rescheduled date as she'd cancelled the first one due to illness. She'd...
Sunday, 17 April 2016

Date 113

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"The Story of my Life." You meet someone and you fancy them, they're funny, clever, great company, they collect vinyl an...
Thursday, 14 April 2016

Date 112

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"I left the South, I travelled North." I was really excited about meeting this person but less enamoured when she suggested a...
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SwallowTattoo
Brighton, United Kingdom
Between 2004 and 2020 I have sporadically been a member of various dating websites and I have decided to write this blog to chronicle my experiences with online dating. I have set out to highlight the randomness and reality of it all and to convey the highs and lows of this newly socially acceptable phenomenon. The number of dates I have been on is an approximate figure which I think is pretty accurate although there may be one or two which have vanished from my memory in the mists of time, and each entry is as close to chronological order as I can remember.
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